Thursday, July 30, 2009

Why I Love...


Is this really a surprise? Well, to me it is. iCarly is a very recently required love. I've mostly dismissed a lot of Nick and Disney's new shows. For example, I thought Wizards of Waverly Place was a waste of time but, within the last week I've developed a bit of a crush. But, that's for another post.

Anywho, why do I love iCarly? Well, for one I've got mad love for the cast. It's rare to have child actors with actual talent. I like Miranda Cosgrove. I can forgive her attempts to sing because I think she's a fairly talented actress. Unfortunately for her though, Jennette McCurdy (who's last name reminds me of cheese = instant love) outshines her as Sam, a lovable brute who enjoys meat and manhandling Freddie's balls. i.e. My kinda girl. Plus, for some reason I really digg her long blond curls. They're cute!

However, as much as I love those two, the greater percentage of my love belongs to Nathan Kress and Jerry Trainor; Fredward "Freddie" Benson and Carly's immature older brother, Spencer. I love Nate Kress because he's got adroable Asian eyes. (Please send hate mail to: I have yet to find any proof that Mr. Kress has Oriental heritage so it just makes it more adorable. And I really just wanna pinch his (face) cheeks. (He's post-pubesant so hang-up that phone!) As for Mr. Trainor, it's hard to explain my love for him. Is it the obnoxiousness? Is it the cuteness that resembles a rabbit? I don't know. I just love him.

Besides the cast, I really do like the storylines. They're unique and weird and a bit juvenile but they're on my level, ya know? Why do you think I stopped watching Law and Order: Criminal Intent? Too complicated, that's why! It needs to be more like iCarly with stories about arcade game addictions and dating bad boys who like plushie toys. Also, I think all tv shows need more shirtless Gibby.

Well, that's my love this July. I dare you to watch and love it as much as I do.


P.S. - This was a tough one guys. iCarly v. The Golden Girls. Hmm...maybe next month...

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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Dear Loving Celebrity

Dear Miley Cyrus,

You aren't 18. Put your cleavage away.

Thank you and regards,

The Juicebox

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